Taser parties

Forget about Tupperware and candle parties–men and women can now attend TASER parties. Here is a sample announcement:

A SHIELDHER TASER PARTY IS COMING SOON TO A NEIGHBORHOOD NEAR YOU!

Curious about what party representatives are now offering? Here is the sales pitch:

The TASER C2 is the most sophisticated personal protection system ever developed. TASER systems are Electronic Control Devices (ECDs), which use a replaceable cartridge to deploy two small probes that are attached to the TASER C2 by insulated conductive wires with a maximum length of 15 feet (4.5 meters).

The TASER C2 transmits electrical pulses along the wires and into the body of the target, over stimulating the sensory and motor functions of the peripheral nervous system, causing overwhelming incapacitation.

How much does it cost to stun potential attackers? $388.29 (tax and activation included in amount). There are even four color choices: pink, titanium, electric blue and black.

Thought: How sad to see a world seeking protection in every place but the right one. We should realize this is not a new problem. Jesus said of the Jews, “O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, that killeth the prophets, and stoneth them that are sent unto her! how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings , and ye would not!”

Be smart. Find the true and eternal protection—trust in God and follow His word.

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